You Can't Be A Doctor If You

Black Audiences Are Hard. They Always Think They're Better Than You. So You Got To Come With A Little Extra To Satisfy Them.

I Can Act. I've Been Acting For A Long Time, But Like Anything Else, Don't Nobody Owe You Nothing. You've Go To Pay Your Dues. You Go From A To Z; You Don't Go From M To Z.

I Want To Have Fun. Life Ain't No Dress Rehearsal. I Want To Have Fun. I'm A Comedian; I Ain't No Politician. So Everything I Do Is With Humor, With Love.

America...do Not Touch My Tv, My Dvd, My Stereo, My Dual-deck Vcr. Do Not Touch My Old School, My New School, My Slow Jams, My Party Jams, My Happy Rap, And You Better Not Touch...my James Brown.

I Don't Need To Pat Myself On The Back Until My Arm Breaks. I Don't Need Any Of That.