You Cannot Make A Crab Walk Straight.

No Man Is Really Honest; None Of Us Is Above The Influence Of Gain.

To Plunder, To Lie, To Show Your Arse, Are Three Essentials For Climbing High.

When Men Drink, Then They Are Rich And Successful And Win Lawsuits And Are Happy And Help Their Friends. Quickly, Bring Me A Beaker Of Wine, So That I May Wet My Mind And Say Something Clever.

To Invoke Solely The Weaker Arguments And Yet Triumph Is An Art Worth More Than A Hundred Thousand Drachmae.

I Saw A Cavalry Captain Buy Vegetable Soup On Horseback. He Carried The Whole Mess Home In His Helmet.