You Cannot Have Fun With Anything That

I'll Accept Bad Taste In A Minute, As Long As There's Some Great Comedy Minds And Performances.

Tragedy Is When I Cut My Finger. Comedy Is When You Fall Into An Open Sewer And Die.

If Presidents Can't Do It To Their Wives, They Do It To Their Country.

I Make People Laugh For A Living. I Believe I Can Say Objectively That What I Do I Do As Well As Anybody. Just Say I'm One Of The Best Broken Field Runners That Ever Lived. For 35 Years I Was A Cult Hero, An Underground Funny.

If You're Alive, Make A Lot Of Noise, Because Life Is The Very Opposite Of Death.