You Cannot Be Both Fashionable And First-rate

Solvency Is Entirely A Matter Of Temperament And Not Of Income.

Whiskey Has Killed More Men Than Bullets, But Most Men Would Rather Be Full Of Whiskey Than Bullets.

Those Who Set Out To Serve Both God And Mammon Soon Discover That There Isn't A God.

Money And Sex Are Forces Too Unruly For Our Reason; They Can Only Be Controlled By Taboos With Which We Tamper At Our Peril.

He Who Goes Against The Fashion Is Himself Its Slave