You Cannot Avoid War In Life, You

People Are Really Concerned With What Other People Are Saying About Them.

Sometimes I Wish That I Was The Weather, You'd Bring Me Up In Conversation Forever. And When It Rained, I'd Be The Talk Of The Day.

I Know The Heart Of Life Is Good.

What I Enjoy About The Live Experience Is Getting Onstage, Being Handed A Guitar That Is In Tune, Taking It Off Mute, Knowing That The Very Moment I Want To Play A Note, I Can Play It. People Are Waiting On Me And I'm Waiting On Me, And I Have No Idea What I'm Going To Play. That's The Biggest Joy In Life.

I Don't Jerk Off Because I'm Horny. I'm Sort Of Half-chick. It's Like District 9. I Can Fire Alien Weapons. I Can Insert A Tampon. No, I Do It Because I Want To Take A Brain Bath. It's Like A Hot Whirlpool For My Brain, In A Brain Space That Is 100 Percent Agreeable With Itself.