You Can Teach An Old Dog New

Through Humor, You Can Soften Some Of The Worst Blows That Life Delivers.

Never Forget That The Devil Is There 24/7 Too. He's Very, Very Busy.

Old Is Always Fifteen Years From Now.

My Eleven Year Old Daughter Mopes Around The House All Day Waiting For Her Breasts To Grow.

I Didn't Like What Was On Tv In Terms Of Sitcoms—it Had Nothing To Do With The Color Of Them—i Just Didn't Like Any Of Them. I Saw Little Kids, Let's Say 6 Or 7 Years Old, White Kids, Black Kids. And The Way They Were Addressing The Father Or The Mother, The Writers Had Turned Things Around, So The Little Children Were Smarter Than The Parent Or The Caregiver. They Were Just Not Funny To Me. I Felt That It Was Manipulative And The Audience Was Looking At Something That Had No Responsibility To The Family.