You Can’t Use Logic On Human Behavior.

Life's Only Obligation, Afterall, Was To Be Interesting.

I Sighed; As Comforting As It May Be To Some Of Us, Sarcasm, Like Youth, Is Wasted On The Young.

I Really Am Guilty, Of Many Somethings, All Of Them Lethal And Very Enjoyable And Technically Not Quite Legal.

Getting Yelled At By A Furious Woman Should Be Treated As A Semiformal Occasion.

Nothing Else Loves Me, Or Ever Will. Not Even - Especially - Me. I Know What I Am And That Is Not A Thing To Love.