You Can’t Trap Justice. It’s An Idea,

I Don't Have A Chance [on Being Elected Mayor Of New Orleans]. I'm Running On The Gay Marriage, No Religion, Legalization And Taxation Of Marijuana Platform.

Being Married Means I Can Break Wind And Eat Ice Cream In Bed.

Getting A Burp Out Of Your Little Thing When She Needs It Is Probably The Greatest Satisfaction I've Come Across At This Point In My Life.

My Kids Are Just Waiting For Me At Home. I'm Their Father. They're Wondering, 'when's Daddy Coming Home?'

Fame Makes You Feel Permanently Like A Girl Walking Past Construction Workers.