You Can Steal My Women But Don't

Animals Never Worry About Heaven Or Hell. Neither Do I. Maybe That's Why We Get Along.

Love Is All Right For Those Who Can Handle The Psychic Overload. It's Like Trying To Carry A Full Garbage Can On Your Back Over A Rushing River Of Piss.

Sometimes You Climb Out Of Bed In The Morning And You Think, I'm Not Going To Make It, But You Laugh Inside — Remembering All The Times You've Felt That Way.

I'm Going, She Said. I Love You But You're Crazy, You're Doomed.

You Boys Can Keep Your Virgins Give Me Hot Old Women In High Heels With Asses That Forgot To Get Old.