You Can Prance And You Can Dance,

Im In Professional Wrestling, Which Is What I Do For A Living. I Coordinate Stunts. I Memorize Them.

Canada Is Lacking Two Things. It's True. Don't Make Me Say It Again. The First Is Olympic Heroes [...] The Second Thing That Canada Is Lacking Is Memorial Day, Which Is Today By The Way, Where We In The States Celebrate Our War Heroes By Having Barbeques . And I Realize Here In Canada You Can't Have Barbeques Because You'd Probably Be Attacked By A Moose, Or Caribou, Or Even A Grizzly.

I Became The First Ever Euro-continental Champion In Wwf History. Well, Besides D-lo Brown, But He Doesn't Count.

I Just Got Pinned By A Freakin' Twelve Year Old.

I Hear Your Chants. I Hear Your Cat Calls. And Yes It's True. I'm Obsessed With Other Men's Balls. Word!