You Can Only Talk Rubbish If You're

It's Just Hassle Of Having Friends And Family An' That.

I Don't Watch Much Telly, The Telly Hardly Goes On, But The Things I Do Watch Are Sort Of Nature Programs, And Something About The Oceans And The Amount Of Weird Fish That's In There.

Neil Armstrong, That Spaceman, He Went To The Moon But He Ain't Been Back. It Can't Have Been That Good.

There Is Someone For Everyone, I'nt There. That's Always My Thing. And It's Reassuring I Think.

It's Easier To Have A Go At Something Again When You Failed At It As You've Got Nowt To Lose.