You Can Only Talk Rubbish If You're

If You’re Worrying About The Wrinkles On Your Bollocks I’d Say Your Life’s Pretty Good

It's Not A Joke: I Really Do Like Being At Home.

If Camels Are The Ship Of The Dessert, This One Is The Titanic

What I Mean Is, I Don't Know What I Mean.

I Don't Know Why Small Chocolates Are Called Fun-sized; I Mean, If I Called A Midget Fun-sized, They'd Kick Off.