You Can Only Be Called A Hypocrite

Of All The Fools That Pride Can Boast, A Coxcomb Claims Distinction Most.

To Cheat A Man Isnothing; But The Womanmust Have Fine Parts Indeed Who Cheats A Woman!

What Then In Love Can Woman Do? If We Grow Fond They Shun Us. And When We Fly Them, They Pursue: But Leave Us When They've Won Us.

Fair Is The Kingcup That In Meadow Blows, Fair Is The Daisy That Beside Her Grows.

I Know You Lawyers Can With Ease, Twist Words And Meanings As You Please; That Language, By Your Skill Made Pliant, Will Bend To Favour Every Client; That 'tis The Fee Directs The Sense, To Make Out Either Side's Pretense.