You Can Never Trust What You Read.

I Know Something You Do Not Know. I Am Not Left-handed Either.

When I Was Your Age, Television Was Called Books.

I Have Stayed These Years In My Hovel Because Of You. I Have Taught Myself Languages Because Of You. I Have Made My Body Strong Because I Thought You Might Be Pleased By A Strong Body. I Have Lived My Life With Only The Prayer That Some Sudden Dawn You Might Glance In My Direction. I Have Not Known A Moment In Years When The Sight Of You Did Not Send My Heart Careening Against My Rib Cage. I Have Not Known A Night When Your Visage Did Not Accompany Me To Sleep. There Has Not Been A Morning When You Did Not Flutter Behind My Waking Eyelids.

"i Could Give You My Word As A Spaniard," Inigo Said. "no Good," The Man In Black Replied. "i've Known Too Many Spaniards."

There Are Always Too Few Perfect Breasts In This World; Leave Yours Alone.