You Can Never Get A Woman To

I Won't Have To Miss Smoking Any More. Nobody Smokes Where I'm Going: It's Like A Row Of Restaurants In California.

Here Was My First Lesson On The Resolutely Maintained Untidiness And Ill-health Of The English Upper Orders. In Baggy Evening Dress And Old Before Their Time, They Displayed Gapped And Tangled Teeth In Loosely Open Mouths. Gently Shedding Dandruff, They Lurched Across The Lawn. When They Stood At The Bar They Looked Like Lee Trevino Putting.

One Of The Virtues Of The Nhs... It Doesn't Worry You About Money At The Moment When You're Least Capable Of Doing Anything About It.

You Can Never Get A Woman To Sit Down And Listen To A Drum Solo.

Sometimes I Feel If I Was Young Again, I Would Wrap A Bandana Around My Head Like Douglas Fairbanks Sr. And I Would Become A Pirate Of The Web. And I Would Go Around Stealing Poems And Assembling Into One Spot Like A Treasure Cave.