You Can Go Back 500 Years. You

Millionaires Are Just As Patriotic As Poor People. The Very Wealthy Are Just As Noble And Patriotic As The Middle Class. But Nothing Has Been Asked Of Them In This Horrendous Recession. And It's Time We Just Ask.

I Think The Only Reason Clarence Thomas Is On The Court Is Because He Is Black

It's Presumptuous To Say You Know How Somebody Feels.

Make Sure Of Two Things. Be Careful - Microphones Are Always Hot, And Understand That In Washington, D.c., A Gaffe Is When You Tell The Truth. So, Be Careful.

I Should Start With An Apology To Rudy Giuliani. I Said Every Sentence Rudy Utters Has A Noun, A Verb, And 9/11 In It. I Was Wrong. He Called Me To Tell Me After Pat Robertson's Endorsement, There's An Amen In Every Sentence He Says Too.