You Can Easily Tell If A Person

I've Always Read Books And Loved Human Behavior Since I Was Ten Or Twelve Years Old. Maybe Even That's Why I Wanted To Do Comedy.

Comedy Is Immediate. Comedy Is A Solo Mission. You're All By Yourself, Up There. And When You're In A Film, On A Set, It's A Collaborative Effort. It's About Me Being A Tool For Somebody Else To Create A Story And A Character From Nothing, From Their Imagination.

When A Guy Says "i Have No Idea What You're Talking About" It Means "i'm Thinking Of Exactly What You're Saying I Did While I Lie To You."

Here's How You Know That You're Really Drunk: When You Get Into A Taxi Cab And You Think The Fare Is The Time.

I'm Not Racist, I've Got A Black President.