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You Can Easily Tell If A Person Is Lying And Cheating On You If They Say, I Love You. I Would Never Lie To You Or Cheat On You.
-Dane Cook
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You Can Easily Tell If A Person
Dane Cook
You Can Easily Tell If A Person Is Lying And Cheating On You If They Say, I Love You. I Would Never Lie To You Or Cheat On You.
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