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I Was The First One In The Gym, And The Last One To Leave.

A Rooster Crows Only When It Sees The Light. Put Him In The Dark And He'll Never Crow. I Have Seen The Light And I'm Crowing.

When I Was 9, I Saw A Wrestler On Television Named Gorgeous George. He Said, "i'm Beautiful. I'm So Pretty That If A Sucker Touches My Face, I'll Kill Him. If He Messes With My Hair, I'll Pummel Him." I Said To Myself, "that's A Good Idea. I Am The Greatest, I'm Pretty." And Then I Took It A Little Further Than He Did.

I Was In A Broadway Musical Called Big Time Buck Wright.the Play Didn't Make It But I Was A Success. It Lasted Six Days But I Sung Four Songs And There Were Critics, Seriously, In New York Who Said That My Part Was Perfect. So I Can Beat Joe Frazier Singing.

My Trainer Don't Tell Me Nothing Between Rounds. I Don't Allow Him To. I Fight The Fight. All I Want To Know Is Did I Win The Round. It's Too Late For Advice.