You Are Truly Satan's Sequined Spawn.

I Think About Dying Every Day, Because I Can't Stop Thinking About Living.

You Want To Know What Pain Is? Try Running Out Of Advil When You've Got A Category Five Period. I've Had Cramps That Would Make Grown Men Beg For A Bullet Between The Eyes." - Jennifer, "beauty Queens

Dude, This Is A Stoner Conversation And We're Not Even High

I've Had So Many Bikini Waxes, I Cry Every Time I See A Popsicle Stick.

But If We Are To Remain A Great Empire, We Must Have A Greater Understanding Of The Hearts And Minds Of Others.