You Always Want Your People To Be

The Only Way I'd Be Caught Without Makeup Is If My Radio Fell In The Bathtub While I Was Taking A Bath And Electrocuted Me And I Was In Between Makeup At Home. I Hope My Husband Would Slap A Little Lipstick On Me Before He Took Me To The Morgue.

Truth Is, I Wouldn't Know A Gigabyte From A Snakebite.

I Listen To My Old Records And I Think, 'how Did I Ever Get On The Radio?'

There's A Lot Of Rednecks In The Country Where I Grew Up.

Many Of My Friends Are Gay, Male And Female. I Don't Judge People. I Don't Care What People Do In Their Bedrooms And People Shouldn't Care What I Do In Mine.