You Always Get More Respect When You

Caroline, Do You Value Your Neck?" "yes, I'm Rather Fond Of It. Why?" "because If You Don't Shut Up, I'm Going To Wring It.

Men. The Day They Learned To Admit To A Mistake Was The Day They Became Women.

Love Was The Best Present Of All.

...i Do Not Tell You Often Enough, Dear Mother, How Very Grateful I Am That I Am Yours. It Is A Rare Parent Who Would Offer A Child Such Latitude And Understanding. It Is An Even Rarer One Who Calls A Daughter Friend. I Do Love You, Dear Mama.

It's The Curse Of Motherhood. You're Required To Love Us Even When We Vex You.