Yo, I Failed Ninth Grade Three Times,

God Sent Me To Piss The World Off!

I Don't Like To Give The Sob Story: Growing Up In A Single-parent Home, Never Knew My Father, My Mother Never Worked, And When Friends Came Over I'd Hide The Welfare Cheese. Yo, I Failed Ninth Grade Three Times, But I Don't Think It Was Necessarily 'cause I'm Stupid. I Didn't Go To School. I Couldn't Deal.

I Get Imaginative With A Mouth Full Of Adjectives, A Brain Full Of Adverbs, And A Box Full Of Laxatives, Shittin' On Rappers, Causin' Hospital Accidents.

I Did Not Know That I Would Grow To Be My Mothers Evil Seed And Do These Evil Deeds.

I Like Happy Things, I'm Really Calm And Peaceful. I Like Birds, Bees, I Like People. I Like Funny Things That Make Me Happy And Gleeful... Like When My Teacher Sucked My Wee-wee In Pre-school!