Yo, I Failed Ninth Grade Three Times,

Certainly I'm Not Going To Sit On The Internet All Day And Read What Sam From Iowa Is Saying About Me. But I'm A Sponge. I've Always Been A Sponge.

Somewhere Deep Down There's A Decent Man In Me, He Just Can't Be Found.

I Had Too Much Nyquil And Vivarin Again. Lost My Stomach All Over The Place.

Saving Private Ryan Was Probably The Illest, Sickest Movie I've Ever Watched, And I Didn't See Anybody Criticizing That One For Violence.

They Call Me Superman, I'm Here To Rescue You.