Yes, Sir, Thank You, Sir, And I

This Book Had Two Authors, And They Were Both The Same Person.

Some People Are Heroes. And Some People Jot Down Notes.

We Who Think We Are About To Die Will Laugh At Anything.

Perhaps, If You Knew You Were Going To Die, Your Senses Crammed In As Much Detail As They Could While They Still Had The Chance.

And Sam Vimes Thought: Why Is Young Sam's Nursery Full Of Farmyard Animals Anyway? Why Are His Books Full Of Moo-cows And Baa-lambs? He Is Growing Up In The City. He Will Only See Them On A Plate! They Go Sizzle!