Yes, President Romney Will Not Take God

Thirty Seconds Is The Exact Amount Of Time Americans Can Tolerate Something They Don't Understand.

Now You'll Have To Wait For Hours In Line For Medical Care Instead Of Immediately Not Getting Any.

Writing And Producing The Show Is An Intellectual Process. Performing The Show Is Far More Athletic And Intuitive, Because You Don't Get To Do It Twice. It Helps If You've Done Whatever The Old Saw Is, 10,000 Hours Of It. Because I've Done 10,000 Hours Of Comedy, I Have This Database In My Mind Of What Works And What Doesn't Work.

Destroying A Religious Symbol And Building A Religious Center Are Really The Same Thing If You Don't Think About It.

If Poor People Want Food Stamps, They Should Become Massive Corporations.