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I Like To Think Of Myself As An Equal Opportunity Offender.

We Demand That The Government Of Canada Force Stockwell Day To Change His First Name To Doris. "why Do This," You May Ask? Because It'll Be Fun.

I Think When Justin Trudeau Tweets - And Justin Trudeau Tweets Just Like Donald Trump Tweets. He Occasionally Just Tweets Things. And When He Tweets That We're Welcoming Everyone, I Mean, We're Not A Utopia For Immigration As Well. I Mean, We Have All Sorts Of Issues That Are Very Similar To The United States.

The Liberal Party Of Canada, Heading Into An Election, At The Last Minute They Always Stand Up And They Say: We Know There's People Out There That Want To Vote Ndp And God Love You. But If You Vote For Them You're Throwing Your Vote Away.

When I Think About What Makes Canada Great, Fresh Water Is Right At The Top Of The List. We Have Over Two Million Lakes In This Country And More Than Enough People Who Are Willing To Mess With Them. My Canada Includes Weird Scientists Who Are Devoted To Keeping Our Water Clean. When We Stand Up And We Sing O Canada, We Pledge To Stand On Guard For Thee. If That Doesn't Include Our Water, We Might As Well Sit Down And Give Up.