Yes, I'm Religious. God Has Shown Me

You Work Your Butt Off And Somebody Says You Can't Have Your Record Played Because It Offends Them. Tyrants Are Made Of Such Stuff.

To Be Diagnosed Was The Hardest Thing Because I Didn't Know What They Were Talking About... And The Doctor Said, Don't Worry, In Three Months You'll Know. So I Went About My Business And Then, One Day, It Jumped Me. I Couldn't Get Up... Your Muscles Trick You; They Did Me.

I Believe In The Institution Of Marriage, And I Intend To Keep Trying Till I Get It Right.

The Ms Really Started Going Downhill In 1990.

Crosses Only Scare Vampires Away Because They're Allergic To Bullshit.