Yes, I Think I Am A Genius,

They Say That Abandonment Is A Wound That Never Heals. I Say Only That An Abandoned Child Never Forgets.

Yes, I Think I Am A Genius, But Not A Rebel.

I Don't Like Golf. It's Not For Me, It's Too Quiet.

You Speak Bad Of Me, I Score Goals.

I Sent My Christmas Wishes To Him, But He Didn't Answer. He's The World's Best Coach, But As A Man He Still Has To Learn Manners And Respect.