Yes, I Am A Narcissist. The Best,

I Feel Like I'm A Basketball Player In A Football Uniform.

I Think At Some Point During The Course Of The Game, I Will Have An Impact - Whether It's Blocking Or Whether It's Catching The Football.

I Left A Lot - A Lot - Of Touchdowns On The Field Throughout The Last Two Or Three Years.

This Is Gods World This Is Not The Medias World.

I'm Smart Enough To Know When I've Done Something Wrong, But I Don't Understand This. Guys Are Beating Their Wives, Getting Duis And Doing Drugs, And I Get National Attention For A Sharpie? People Are Personally Attacking Me, Calling Me A Classless Asshole Because I Did Something Creative During A Game. Why?