Yeah, Well. I Don’t Try To Be

Percy, We're Going To Polyphemus' Island! Polyphemus Is An S-i-k...a C-y-k..." She Stamped Her Foot In Frustration. As Smart As She Was, Annabeth Was Dyslexic, Too. We Could've Been There All Night While She Tried To Spell Cyclops. "you Know What I Mean!

You, Sir, Are A Ray Of Sunshine. -percy Jackson

Please Excuse Jason From Eternal Damnation. He Has Had Amnesia.

If You've Seen A Crab's Mouth, All Foamy And Gross With Whiskers And Snapping Bits, You Can Imagine This One Didn't Look Any Better Blown Up To Billboard Size.

That Is Exactly How People Beat Chinese Handcuffs. They Turn Into Iguanas.