Yeah, We Shot Ourselves In The Foot

We Love America Just As Much As They Do. But In A Different Way. You See, They Love America Like A 4-year-old Loves His Mommy. Liberals Love America Like Grown-ups. To A 4-year-old, Everything Mommy Does Is Wonderful And Anyone Who Criticizes Mommy Is Bad. Grown-up Love Means Actually Understanding What You Love, Taking The Good With The Bad And Helping Your Loved One Grow.

I Ask The American People Not To Fall Victim To Disinformation. There Are No Death Panels. The Affordable Care Act Cuts The Deficit.

The Right Wing Has Had A Radio Apparatus For Years And Years, So They've Had Minor Leagues - They've Had Local Rightwing Guys Who've Become National Rightwing Guys, And Who Build Slowly, And That's How It Goes. We Haven't Had That. It Isn't Like We Have A Farm Team.

I’m Good Enough, I’m Smart Enough, And Dog-gone It, People Like Me.

The Institutions That We've Built Up Over The Years To Protect Our Individual Privacy Rights From The Government Don't Apply To The Private Sector. The Fourth Amendment Doesn't Apply To Corporations. The Freedom Of Information Act Doesn't Apply To Silicon Valley. And You Can't Impeach Google If It Breaks Its 'don't Be Evil' Campaign Pledge.