Yeah, Baby! I Didn't Get To Keep

I Made My Career Off Posing In Swimsuits And Doing All The Swimsuit Issues And Posters.

Back In '96, I Was On "the Price Is Right" Pointing At Refrigerators, And "extra," The Tv Show, Came Down. They Were The First Entertainment Entity That Put People Up On The Internet, So They Put My Picture Up, And America Online Called The Next Day And Said I Got A Zillion Or Whatever Downloads. I Didn't Know What A Download Was!

I Felt Proud Of Myself. I Worked Out Really Hard, And The Reason I Wanted To Do It The Most Is Because I Am Posing For A Purpose: A Portion Of The Proceeds From Each Issue Sold Is Going To Go To My Charity.

I Know I Play Into That Image Out There, But I Try To Say It Is A Fantasy. I Look At My Own Pictures And Wish I Could Look Like That. There Are Probably Five People In This Whole Entire World Who Actually Look Like That.

Every Couple Years When Mr. [hugh] Hefner Would Call, I Would Very Graciously Decline, Because My Mom Would Kill Me, And I Thought It Was More Mysterious Keeping My Clothes On.