Writing Is Mainly Perspiration, Not Inspiration.

When Writing About Oneself, One Must Strive To Be Truthful. Truth Is More Important Than Modesty.

I Shot Down Some German Planes And I Got Shot Down Myself, Crashing In A Burst Of Flames And Crawling Out, Getting Rescued By Brave Soldiers.

I Is Reading It Hundreds Of Times,' The Bfg Said. 'and I Is Still Reading It And Teaching New Words To Myself And How To Write Them. It Is The Most Scrumdiddlyumptious Story.' Sophie Took The Book Out Of His Hand. 'nicholas Nickleby,' She Read Aloud. 'by Dahl's Chickens,' The Bfg Said.

All Norwegian Children Learn To Swim When They Are Very Young Because If You Can't Swim It Is Difficult To Find A Place To Bathe.

Don't Gobblefunk Around With Words.