Writing Is Extremely Personal, And That's The

I Studied With The Maharishi For Many Years, And Really Didn't Learn That Much. But One Thing That He Taught Me, I'll Never Forget: 'always...' No, Wait-- 'never...' No, Wait, It Was 'always Carry A Litter Bag In Your Car. It Doesn't Take Up Much Room, And If It Gets Full, You Can Toss It Out The Window.'

Comedy Makes You Humble. Because There Are So Many Opportunities To Miss, And Strike Out.

You Know That Look That Women Get When They Want To Have Sex? Me Neither.

I Just Respected Comedians Whether They Were Or They Weren't, From, You Know, New Or Old.

It's Like Painting The Same Blank Canvas Over And Over And Over And Over And Over. Once The Concept Is Known, You Don't Need To See Two. And That Was In The Back Of My Head, That I Was Really Done Artistically With What I Had Created Or Pastiched.