Writing Is A Form Of Mischief.

I Liked My Father A Lot, But I Didn't See Him Very Often Because My Mother Was Bitter About Him. He Remarried, And I Used To Have To Sneak Off To See Him.

Anything That Is White Is Sweet. Anything That Is Brown Is Meat. Anything That Is Grey, Don't Eat.

If The End Is Right, It Justifies The Beans!

I'm Interested In The Theater Because I'm Interested In Communication With Audiences. Otherwise I Would Be In Concert Music.

Musical Comedies Aren't Written, They Are Rewritten.