Writers Should Be Read But Not Seen.

In New York The Sky Is Bluer, And The Grass Is Greener, And The Girls Are Prettier, And The Steaks Are Thicker, And The Buildings Are Higher, And The Streets Are Wider, And The Air Is Finer, Than The Sky, Or The Grass, Or The Girls, Or The Steaks, Or The Air Of Any Place Else In The World.

I Like Any Place That Isn't Here.

Roast Beef, Medium, Is Not Only A Food. It Is A Philosophy. Seated At Life's Dining Table, With The Menu Of Morals Before You, Your Eye Wanders A Bit Over The Entrees, The Hors D'oeuvres, And The Things A La Though You Know That Roast Beef, Medium, Is Safe And Sane, And Sure.

One Can Summon Courage And Fortitude To Face Tragedy; Irritations And Frustrations Are A Cloud Of Mosquitoes That Nip And Sting And Drive One Frantic.

I Never Go To Weddings. Waste Of Time. Person Can Get Married A Dozen Times. Lots Of Folks Do. Family Like Ours, Know Everybody In The State Of Texas And Around Outside, Why, You Could Spend Your Life Going To Weddings. But A Funeral, That's Different. You Only Die Once.