Writers Don't Retire. I Will Always Be

You Really Can't Blame The Military For Wanting To Go To War [in Iraq]. They've Got All These New Toys And They Want To Know Whether They Work Or Not.

No One Ever Writes A Book In Which He Is The Bad Guy.

There Are More Beauty Parlors Than There Are Beauties.

By The Time They're Ready To Be Thrown Away, Most Shoes Are Thoroughly Comfortable

The Best Thing About A Vacation Is Planning It.