Write To Amuse? What An Appalling Suggestion!

The Reason Modern Poetry Is Difficult Is So That The Poet's Wife Cannot Understand It.

My Heart Has Made Its Mind Up And I'm Afraid It's You.

I Always Tell Students That Writing A Poem And Publishing It Are Two Quite Separate Things, And You Should Write What You Have To Write, And If You're Afraid It's Going To Upset Someone, Don't Publish It.

Possibly I've Become Less Funny As I've Been Happier.

Bloody Men Are Like Bloody Buses - You Wait For About A Year And As Soon As One Approaches Your Stop Two Or Three Others Appear.