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There,” She Said Softly. “now He Could Be Sleeping.

Welcome To A New Year At Hogwarts! Before We Begin Our Banquet, I Would Like To Say A Few Words. And Here They Are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!

Without Cunning, There Is No Innovation. Without Ambition, There Is No Accomplishment.

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There Was A Lot More To Magic, As Harry Quickly Found Out, Than Waving Your Wand And Saying A Few Funny Words.