Would It Hurt To Die?

Don't Be Stupid, It's A Flying House!

Time Will Not Slow Down When Something Unpleasant Lies Ahead.

You Don't Have Sex Near Unicorns. It's An Ironclad Rule. It's Tacky.

Being Fed, And Having A Soft Bed, And Other People Being In Charge, Seemed The Most Wonderful Prospect In The World At That Moment.

You Need Your Inner Eye Tested, If You Ask Me.