Worst High Five Ever." - Diego

Alice Was Scrutinizing My Boring Jeans-and-a-t-shirt Outfit In A Way That Made Me Self-conscious. Probably Plotting Another Makeover. I Sighed. My Indifferent Attitude To Fashion Was A Constant Thorn In Her Side. If I'd Allow It, She'd Love To Dress Me Everyday―perhaps Several Times A Day―like Some Oversized Three-dimensional Paper Doll.

It's Pretty Obvious, Isn't It? I'm Joining Your Crappy Little Renegade Pack. The Vampires' Guard Dogs.

Perhaps There Could Be No Joy On This Planet Without An Equal Weight Of Pain To Balance It Out On Some Unknown Scale.

There Are No Rules That Can Bind You When You Find Your Other Half.

He's Got To Let Go Of You Sometime.