Working For The Man Seemed Really Good

I'm Fortunate Enough Not To Be Poor, And I'm Not A Bad Tipper.

I Enjoy Reporting On Triumph Over Tragedy.

We Don't Communicate In Full Sentences Anyway. We Don't Need All Those Words.

I Need To Keep My Story Count High. I'm Trying To Get As Many Stories In My Hour As Is Humanly Possible. We're Telling More Stories In Our Hour Than Any National Newscast Has In The History Of This Business, I Think.

I've Never Been In A Focus-group Meeting. I Wonder How Many Anchors Can Say That.