Wonderful Things, Horses. Never Know What They

An Appreciative Listener Is Always Stimulating.

To All Those Who Lead Monotonous Lives In The Hope That They May Experience At Second Hand The Delights And Dangers Of Adventure. [author's Dedication]

Downstairs In The Lounge, By The Third Pillar From The Left, There Sits An Old Lady With A Sweet, Placid, Spinsterish Face And A Mind That Has Plumbed The Depths Of Human Iniquity And Taken It All As In The Day's Work....where Crime Is Concerned, She's The Goods.

An Ugly Voice Repels Me Where An Ugly Face Would Not.

Best Of An Island Is Once You Get There - You Can't Go Any Farther...you've Come To The End Of Things.