Women? Women Are Like...thunderstorms. They're Beautiful To

Better To Be The Failure Who Nobly Strived Than The Success Who Never Really Had To.

I Take Two Hours Off For My Family Every Day. And Then I Write Fourteen Hours.

So, When People Try To Give You Some Book With A Shiny Round Award On The Cover, Be Kind And Gracious, But Tell Them You Don't Read "fantasy," Because You Prefer Stories That Are Real. Then Come Back Here And Continue Your Research On The Cult Of Evil Librarians Who Secretly Rule The World.

It's Not Imitating Anything; It Has Become A Better Version Of Itself.

My Name Is Stephen Leeds, And I Am Perfectly Sane. My Hallucinations, However, Are All Quite Mad.