Women. They Are A Complete Mystery.

When I Get To Heaven I'm Gonna Find The Guy In Charge Of The Weather And Kick His Rear.

The Laws Of Science Do Not Distinguish Between The Past And The Future.

The Moment You Understand The Whole Universe, Is The Moment You Slightly Begin To Understand The Way God's Mind Works

Many People Find The Universe Confusing - It's Not.

I've Noticed That Even People Who Believe In Fate Look Both Ways Before Crossing The Street.