Women Flirt To Keep Their Stock High,

An Old Racetrack Joke Reminds You That Your Program Contains All The Winners' Names. I Stare At My Typewriter Keys With The Same Thought.

Women Go To Beauty Parlors For The Unmussed Look Men Hate.

The Fear Of Being Laughed At Makes Cowards Of Us All.

The Neurotic's Strongest Fantasy Is That He Has No Fantasies. The Real Is Very Real To Him, The Unreal Even More So.

No One Really Listens To Anyone Else, And If You Try It For A While You'll See Why.