Women Are Really Much Nicer Than Men:

A Bad Review May Spoil Your Breakfast, But You Shouldn't Allow It To Spoil Your Lunch.

Cats Are Only Human, They Have Their Faults.

I'll Pour You The First One And After That, If You Don't Have One, It's Your Own F****** Fault. You Know Where It Is.

A German Wine Label Is One Of The Things Life's Too Short For, A Daunting Testimony To That Peculiar Nation's Love Of Detail And Organization.

Man's Love Is Of Man's Life A Thing Apart;girls Aren't Like That.