Women Are Like Tricks By Sleight Of

Blessings Ever Wait On Virtuous Deeds, And Though A Late, A Sure Reward Succeeds.

Turn Pimp, Flatterer, Quack, Lawyer, Parson, Be Chaplain To An Atheist, Or Stallion To An Old Woman, Anything But A Poet; For A Poet Is Worse, More Servile, Timorous And Fawning Than Any I Have Named.

There Is Nothing More Unbecoming A Man Of Quality Than To Laugh ... 'tis Such A Vulgar Expression Of The Passion!

A Woman Only Obliges A Man To Secrecy, That She May Have The Pleasure Of Telling Herself.

Hannibal Was A Very Pretty Fellow In Those Days.