Woman Is The Gate Of The Devil,

Let Us Learn Upon Earth Those Things Which Can Call Us To Heaven.

The Scriptures Are Shallow Enough For A Babe To Come And Drink Without Fear Of Drowning And Deep Enough For Theologians To Swim In Without Ever Reaching The Bottom.

Every Day We Are Changing, Every Day We Are Dying, And Yet We Fancy Ourselves Eternal.

If A Soul Is Not Clothed With The Teachings Of The Church He Cannot Merit To Have Jesus Seated In Him.

That Clergyman Soon Becomes An Object Of Contempt Who Being Often Asked Out To Dinner Never Refuses To Go.