Woman Is Certainly The Daughter Of Delay

Give Assistance, And Receive Thanks Lighter Than A Feather: Injure A Man, And His Wrath Will Be Like Lead.

One Eye Witness Is Better Than Ten Hear Sayers.

Nothing Is More Annoying Than A Tardy Friend. [lat., Tardo Amico Nihil Est Quidquam Iniquius.]

Your Piping-hot Lie Is The Best Of Lies.

There's No Such Thing, You Know, As Picking Out The Best Woman: It's Only A Question Of Comparative Badness, Brother.