Woe To The Cook Whose Sauce Has

There's Never A New Fashion But It's Old.

One Eare It Heard, At The Other Out It Went.

Women Naturally Desire The Same Six Things As I; They Want Their Husbands To Be Brave, Wise, Rich, Generous With Money, Obedient To The Wife, And Lively In Bed.

A Yokel Mind Loves Stories From Of Old, Being The Kind It Can Repeat And Hold.

In April The Sweet Showers Fall And Pierce The Drought Of March To The Root, And All The Veins Are Bathed In Liquor Of Such Power As Brings About The Engendering Of The Flower.