Wizards First Rule: People Are Stupid

But This Was No Ordinary Chicken. This Chicken Was Evil Manifest.

...wizard's Fifth Rule: Mind What People Do, Not Only What They Say, For Deeds Will Betray A Lie.

Laugh All You Want. I Know My Own Worth And Don't Need To Prove It To Someone Who Doesn't Know Theirs.

Kahlan Stood Quietly In The Shadows, Watching, As Evil Knocked Softly On The Door.

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